Archive for March, 2012

MURDER IN THE FRONT ROW: THE METAL ARMY INTERVIEW

Friday, March 30th, 2012

Metal Army caught up recently with Brian Lew, co-author of the excellent Murder In The Front Row book that we reviewed recently. The book is a visual document of the early days of Bay Area Thrash metal, which still has ripples being felt the world over today. In addition to the book, Brian is still in the photo pit at many shows today and blogs about his experiences. Although he doesn’t like to be thought of as a historian of the scene, he was cool enough to share some keen insights the book uncovered with us.

 

MAA: What led you and Harald Oimoen to come together an Murder In the Front Row?

BL:That comes with a bigger back story. Harold and I have known each other since we were teenagers. We met at these early shows when because we were both taking pictures .We always talked about putting a book together. The timing of the book kind of just happened naturally. Harald was talking to some people who suggested Bazillion Points. And I have a blog and unbeknownst to me Ian Christie had been reading my blog for a couple of years. Harald contacted Ian and he said ‘why don’t you do a collaboration with Brian?’ So Ian suggested that Harald and I do the book together and it was really Bazillion Points putting us together. Now we’ve known each other over thirty years, but we hadn’t really been in touch with each other that closely until we put this book together. Now we totally reconnected as brothers and friends because of this book.

 

MAA: Why did you pick up a camera the first time?

BL: For me this all started when I was in High School. At the time I was taking an elective class in photography. So I had access to a camera. At the same time I had started to go to all of these metal shows. Back then you didn’t need a photo pass, even for big for the big shows. You could go into an arena or an open air event with a big telephoto lens and just take pictures. But for the underground bands and the club shows it was a completely eye opening experience for me. You could go to these small shows, see some great bands, stand against the stage, not get crushed by 10,000 people and actually focus a camera and take these photos. As with everything surrounding this book, everything that happened was all luck. I had access to a camera, I was going to all these shows, I made friends with all of these bands. It all happened by luck.

The authors hold up their life's work. This is the one book every metal head should own.

 

MAA:Why did you start the Whiplash fanzine back in 1982?

BL: For a lot of young kids may find it hard to comprehend, but the closest thing to a fanzine today is a blog. Back then if you were passionate about something you had to do a fanzine. Early on I was writing for early fanzines. I became friends with KJ Doughton who ran the original METALLICA fan club. He had a fanzine called Northwest Metal. After the whole tape trading/pen-pal scene I met KJ, I wound up writing a few things for his fanzine. At the same time I had met Ron Quintana with Metal Mania and I wrote for them. My friend Sam Kress and I were realizing we could do this too. That is where Whiplash started. We had the drive and felt like we could do it to. We wanted our own outlet to do this. To do a fanzine, it’s not like now where anyone who can type and post and has a computer can do a blog. We wanted to do it right. It wasn’t just a matter of typing up the text. There wasn’t even a word processing program back then. We had to take our handwritten notes and typed notes to a print shop and it was typeset. There wasn’t even a Kinko’s. It was a print shop and we would typeset it. We had to do the layouts and everything. What drove us into Whiplash was our passion for the scene and these bands. It was our life! For Sam Kress and I, it was our attempt a doing a fanzine and we were inspired by these other guys. Metal Mania was a huge influence on us because Ron Quintana was and still is a corner stone of this scene. At the same time there were all of these other fanzines from all over the world. I grew up in the suburbs and to get these fanzines was amazing. All these people from all over the world like and all over different parts of the US, we realized we were all a like. We were into the same bands and the same things. With the Internet now you can find out about something with a click of a button. It was almost like a religious experience like ‘Someone in Holland knows about EXODUS?’ It was a mind-blowing realization that these fans, these other people were like us all over the world.

Paul Baloff epitomized the entire Bay Area Thrash scene. Photo by Brian Lew.

 

MAA: Some of your photos are some of the best known, iconic shots associated with these acts? How does that make you feel?

BL: To be honest I still don’t have my head around it. METALLICA is always the band people want to talk to me about since they are the biggest band of our generation. They are not just the biggest metal band, but they are like the LED ZEPPELIN of our generation. It still bugs me out to hear “Seek and Destroy” on the FM radio stations. For METALLICA, since they are the most in the public eye I’m still too close to it. A lot of this happened when we were just still kids. That was the other thing too, what Harald and I wanted to present in this book. Any other publisher besides Bazillion Points would wanted to do a book just about METALLICA. That would be the most mainstream, that would sell the most books or whatever. But to Bazillion Points credit, Ian Christie is a fan and he knows the history of metal. He realized there was a bigger story there. Harald and I wanted to make sure the one band we wanted to pay homage to was EXODUS. Not that we had anything against any other bands. Within the scene EXODUS were the heart and soul of the scene. But EXODOS and especially Paul Baloff was the personification of our entire scene. That whole East Bay, Ruthie’s Inn, Oakland, Berkeley thing. Violent, but with a sense of humor and attitude. I don’t know if outside of the Bay Area that people will appreciate that. Every local scene has a band that would be the main band. In our scene it was EXODUS, they always symbolized the old scene for me and Harald. We wanted to pay homage to that. That is where the title of the book came from, the line is from “Bonded By Blood”. Gary Holt was the first band person to sign on and wanted to contribute something. It was very important to me to have Gary involved. He was there from the beginning. It was also important to have ALEX SKOLNICK and ROBB FLYNN also contribute something which means a lot. Gary is like king of the scene, like the godfather so to speak. Alex and Robb grew up in the scene and they went on to their own success. Any other book would have wanted something written from a METALLICA member which would have been amazing, but we couldn’t do it with the schedule. On the other hand I’m happy to get these three guys involved because they don’t get the props. It’s really cool. The band that can trace their roots and DNA straight back to the original scene with their music is MACHINE HEAD because of VIO-LENCE and Robb Flynn. Robb and Phil Demmel met at Ruthie’s Inn. They were fans before they started playing, before they were friends. Someone like Robb Flynn started playing guitar because of the scene. It worked out really great to have three representatives of all three waves of the original scene.

 

METALLICA's first show with Cliff Burton. Photo by Brian Lew

 

MAA: Was it important to you and Harald to present a warts and all view of those times?

BL: When we first started one of the first things we decided that we didn’t want a lot of writing in the book. Early on we did not want the book perceived as a history book. We did not want to be perceived as experts. A lot of books play out with people pumping up their own egos saying things like ‘I was was there and you weren’t there’ and we didn’t want that. We wanted it to be a time capsule. If you were there you would be reminded and if you weren’t you could get the vibe of it from the pictures. It was sort of like a yearbook and that is a general description of the vibe of the book. When you look at a HS yearbook the captions are there with the pictures and testimonials. And there of pics of people hanging out, but why are they there. So by just looking at the picture you can get a feel for the vibe. Bazillion Points got it right way, what we wanted to do. With the writing, because it was so spare the intros that Harald and I wrote are very personal. We both wear our hearts on our sleeve. That is a very sacred time for us. Sometimes you will see a photo and it was like ‘Whoa! There is Cliff Burton and he is hanging out with a bunch of anonymous dudes’. At the same time we made a point of trying to identify everybody in the photos. As often as possible if we knew someone in the photo we tried to name them. It goes back to that yearbook vibe. That was Harald’s idea and I hadn’t even thought about it. It goes back to that yearbook vibe. It’s been cool because people I haven’t talked to in years bought the book. And they showed their kids the book and their names are in the captions. It means a lot to them. We went for a more minimalist approach and it worked out.

 

MAA: Aside from bringing you and Harald together, what else made the Bazillion Points relationship the right one to put this book out?

BL: The Bazillion Points guys are passionate about it and above all they know music, not just metal. The the thing I loved when I first got to know Ian Christie, the thing I love about him the most is he’s a total freak for details. Ian, Harald and I were talking about hating when you get a book and the details are wrong. You just know there is wrong stuff in there like dates of shows, the venue is wrong, wrong captions and who is in the pictures. The minutiae stuff normal people don’t give a shit about, really matters to me and pisses me off when it’s wrong. Ian is the same way. If we didn’t know the show details for a photo, we just didn’t identify it. The just shows the attention to detail they have and it shows in every book they do.

For those under a certain age, zines were the blogs of their day.

 

MAA: Everyone has opinions about the Big Four and EXODUS. Who are the truly underrated bands from the Bay in you opinion?

BL: That is hard for me to say to be honest because I am so close to it. Like EXODUS, not that they haven’t gotten their due, but hey way they influenced everyone in the scene. METALLICA moved up here. They became a local band, but they came from Los Angeles. EXODUS was 100%, East Bay born and bred. METALLICA was very important and they influenced bands globally. EXODUS influenced more of the local bands. From EXODUS you can draw a direct line to MACHINE HEAD. From EXODUS you get BLIND ILLUSION and Les Claypool went on from there and formed PRIMUS. I don’t think that line of influence is even known, that PRIMUS came from Bay Area Thrash. And Larry LaLonde was in POSSESSED and then went on to PRIMUS. And how many bands have PRIMUS influenced? It wasn’t like a contest to me. It wasn’t who’s best, who’s worst. To me, in my head it’s about the scene. To me the scene is bigger than any band in my mind.

 

 

MAA: Bay Area thrash is over 30 years old. What was the catalyst in the Bay Area that made this music happen?

BL: You can see some photographic evidence in “Murder”…that the “crossover” happened here at least two years before it happened anywhere else. I grew up in the burbs, about forty-five minutes away. When I started to hang out with guys like Ron Quintana who grew up in San Francisco, they were always more opened minded than us. They were listening to THE RAMONES in 1980. Growing up in the burbs, THE RAMONES were the last punk band I would have given a shit about. The original East Bay people and San Francisco people, they were listening to the punk stuff earlier on before the rest of the country. I think the Bay Area, maybe because of the “Summer of Love” for what ever reason, was more open, more liberal and maybe it’s a hippie influence. Like sort of a “live and let live” sort of thing. But I think people in the Bay were first to listen to other aggressive forms of music earlier than other areas were. In the early 80s, EXODUS listened to a ton of DEAD KENNEDY’S in 83-84. When SLAYER and MEGADETH first came up here for the first time and visited The Bay for the first time they were just playing local shows, there weren’t on tour. They would spend a weekend or five days up here and just play five shows and then just hang out here. They would become a local band for the week. I can’t speak for them, but that had to have influence on them. I’m sure they were listening to punk already too, but they saw a metal scene where there wasn’t that animosity towards punk. They heard EXODUS listening to that music and went back home with that. There was a little of that rivalry between the styles, sure. I was resistant to punk in the beginning because I just didn’t get it. There definitely was that rivalry between the metal heads and the punks like everywhere else. But I think that line broke down earlier here than it did other places. I remember going to see MOTORHEAD and seeing punks with the liberty spikes. And I was like ‘What the hell? What are they doing at MOTORHEAD?’ I didn’t get the correlation in my teenage brain, but punks were looking for fast and aggressive music and we were looking for fast and aggressive music. Once that light bulb went off in my head that was it. So in 1984 when I heard GBH and DISCHARGE it made total sense. Again, this may be getting a bit away from what Harald and I wanted out of this book. We don’t want to be thought of as experts about the scene at all. But in my own personal opinion I can say that might be the reason the Bay area scene developed the was it did. It was a little more open minded, a little bit earlier than other places.

(Special thanks to Brian Lew, Harald Oimoen and Bazillion Points. You can buy Murder In the Front Row here.)

 

by Keith (Keefy) Chachkes

 

 

 

 

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BOSTON BANS MOSHING:WTF!?!

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Welcome to Berlin, 1940. Photo by Echoes In The Well.

 

You may have already read the story that the city of Boston has banned moshing at all shows. This stemmed from an incident at a FLOGGING MOLLY concert. Not dudes fighting, but just moshing. Yes, you read that correct FLOGGING MOLLY. No disrespect to them as a band, but you’ve got to be fucking kidding me. According to the Boston Herald the incident in question involved 60 concert goers involved in “violent moshpit” dancing and engaging in “dangerous behavior”.  Apparently the House of Blues security staff was very hands off during the show and led to the “situation”. Noted Boston metallers like Brian Fair, Guy Kozowyk and Trevor Phipps have publicly called bullshit on the situation. Now Metal Army is here to add their two cents worth. Actually more like ten cents!

Here is what you can do with your ban. Photo by Evil Robb Photography.

 

First, some context. I live just outside of Boston and as a professional music appreciator I go to as many shows as I possibly can. To put things into perspective Boston is a small city that gets only a portion of the metal shows in this region. The House of Blues itself gets relatively few metal shows with recent ones coming from MASTODON, ANIMALS AS LEADERS, CLUTCH and a few others. Downtown Boston has other venues like Royale and The Orpheum which often either barely have any metal shows or no open floors for moshing to take place if they did. Last week I saw GWAR at The Wilbur Theater which is more known for comedy than anything else and was the first show in the city after the ban. Signs were everywhere detailing the rules about moshing and crowd surfing and security were professional, but already on edge since they had never had a show like GWAR before. On mandate kids who were just jumping around too much were talked to and apparently a few who tried to mosh were ejected from the club. MUNICIPAL WASTE front man Tony Foresta called the rule “stupid” from the stage. A GWAR show without moshing seemed ridiculous to me too, but it happened. ODERUS URUNGUS even tweeted about it! More frequently metal shows happen in Allston at places like Great Scott (technically still part of Boston), in Cambridge at The Middle East, and outlying towns like Somerville and Revere. Who knows if this ban will spread beyond Boston proper to other places, but it is bad news any way you slice it.

Moshing is a form of personal expression. Granted there are some ninja kicking, face punching jock dudes who go to shows and are just out t get drunk and hurt people. They are not cool and I don’t condone their actions. I have also, seen some really overzealous security guards act poorly, but for the most part everybody is cool as long as no one is being dickish. What I could understand is clubs being concerned with stage diving, crowd surfing or crowd walking, because occasionally people get inadvertently hurt by these actions. Even then, I rarely see injuries. Realistically moshing, slamming, dancing etc. is all a healthy release. Security guards nine times our of ten are usually trained and excellent, especially at The House of Blues. As for the fans the good old-fashioned, violent fun is just another way of enjoying the show and I don’t see what the problem is. Most of the shows I go to are at non-Boston places in the burbs like the venerable Worcester Palladium where moshing happens every show and almost no one ever gets hurt. I’ve seen more violence in New York, Albany, Philly and Quebec than I have at shows in Boston. People who go into the pit should expect to get knocked around a bit, otherwise why would they go in? I can’t imagine this ban spreading everywhere. Shows without a pit? It just wouldn’t be right to rock out and not see big circle pits. Even the tired ass wall-of-death has it’s place and time. If anything the idea of moshing had become commercialized by videos metal and other genres, which is why inexperienced fools run up front, only to scurry back out after one second of pain. Still, moshing must be allowed to endure. What’s next? No headbanging? No throwing devil horns because someone is offended? Where does it stop? So far a lot of local fans and bands are mad as hell and not going to take it. One group of concerned metal folk have started a Facebook page: KEEP MOSHING LEGAL in protest and another petition is live at Change.org too. They could use support from anybody hoping to “do the Toxic Waltz” again someday in town. Boston metal fans and metal fans everywhere need to be conscious of this and vigilant  enough not to allow this spread to other places. What’s your opinion? We’d like to know!

Boston, this man would be disappointed to say the least.

by Keith (Keefy) Chachkes

 

 

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ALBUM REVIEW: 3 INCHES OF BLOOD

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012

Long Live Heavy Metal (Century Media)

Of all of the old-school metal revivalists 3 INCHES OF BLOOD might have the most credibility of anyone. Emerging half a decade ago from Vancouver, BC the band hung their hat on a mix of New Wave of British Heavy Metal stalwarts like JUDAS PRIEST and IRON MAIDEN with an added kick of Bay Area Thrash. This potent mix, plus a no nonsense approach to writing and intense live performances have earned the band a strong following. However, they are a bit hard to rate for me. On one hand they write fun, cheesy and occasionally great power metal songs. They are really entertaining to a certain segment of metal fans. On the other hand they are never going to be thought of as a band that sounds better than a collection of great sounding influences. Still, there is a power in knowing what your band is and is not. You will certainly be hearing a lot from them in 2012 as they are participating in The Metal Alliance Tour this spring.

Right from the first notes of “Metal Woman” the music is just as epic as you would expect. The band excels at writing anthemic odes to all of metals’ splendor and greatness with the same zeal AMON AMARTH writes about Vikings or CANNIBAL CORPSE writes about serial murderers. Devil horn worthy riffs open the track before gurgling bass and drums beat out an insane rhythm to mosh two. When singer Cam Pipes unleashes his first wailing scream it is godly sounding. With the timbre of a ROB HALFORD and the passion of a RONNIE JAMES DIO, Pipes delivers the goods with style. The track is a tribute of metal women fans everywhere and is already a crowd pleaser live as you would imagine. Second track “My Sword Will Not Sleep” is equally rocking and has some killer riffs. Some of the bands chugging chords and intense beats call to mind early METALLICA or OVERKILL at times. The band does a nice job of changing keys and licks early and often to keep things interesting. There is a bit of a return to the growling vocals from guitarist Justin Hagberg too on a few tracks. The ending jam in double-time is killer sounding and really exciting. “Leather Lord” is another top track with impossibly high singing from Pipes. The breakdown of this tune is a modern take on MAIDEN with bombastic emotions and great musicianship. Hagberg and his axeman in crime Shane Clark craft great licks and leads with tons of classic sounding harmony lines. After the mellow instrumental “Chief and the Blade” comes “Dark Messenger” which might be the best song on this album. It has everything you want from the band and more. Unintentionally “Look Out” reminded me of HENRY ROLLINS’ comic send up of the late Mr. DIO, but in a sweet way. The middle keyboard/guitar solo part is right out of 1975, but it works. “4000 Torches” has more cool guitar jammage to enjoy. Drummer Ash Pearson and new bassist Byron Stroud (STRAPPING YOUNG LAD/ex-FEAR FACTORY/CITY OF FIRE) hold it down rock solid so the guitarists and Mr. Pipes can wail over every song. Stroud joined up recently and his addition makes sense since he also manages the group. Other standout tracks are “Leave It On The Ice” and the impressive “Men Of Fortune”. If you love songs that are all about the story of metal, you will love this band.

3 INCHES OF BLOOD waves the flag of true metal.

GRADE: B

by Keith (Keefy) Chachkes

 

 

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GWAR: THE METAL ARMY INTERVIEW

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Last fall Metal Army caught up with the legendary ODERUS URUNGUS of GWAR. We had the time of our lives back stage hanging out with the former star columnist of  Metal Army and talking about all things metal, punk, sex, drugs, rock and roll, politics, celebrities and especially killing sluts. Tragically, guitarist Cory Smoot (aka Flattus Maximus) passed away about a week later. We hung out with Cory at the show and out of respect for him we postponed publishing this mostly lighthearted interview until now. R.I.P. Corey.

Oderus works those bedroom eyes on stage in Boston.

 

MAA: For people who have never seen GWAR what could a fan expect going to a show?

ODERUS: Well they can expect the best and greatest, most amazing band and tour in fucking showbiz history, the mighty motherfucking GWAAAAR! And our return of the World Maggot Tour. A lot of people thought there was only one World Maggot. We are summoning the motherfucker. We’re gonna feed them into the machine, except their pussy’s. We’re gonna feed up to the pussies. We’re gonna try to tuck their legs under and feed them in. So basically you have a pussy cupcake you just kind of pull out and stick on your dick. Kind of like a brass ring of pussies to pile up on your cock! You pile them up on your cock until there is twenty or thirty of them. Then you know you had a good time!

 

MAA: What has been you all time favorite on stage “kill”?

ODERUS: My latest victim is my favorite: Snooki! (laughs). Last time we were killing LADY GAGA, but she died so quickly. There was nothing to her. There is so little to her body she basically disintegrated after about thirty seconds. Snooki is such a big, fat walrus of a scum sucking babbling brook of bile. A bitter, bulbous, uh…something else that starts with “B”, um bodylidge or something! With Snooki you can carve on that thing for half an hour and still be able to pull fresh guts. People love it!

GWAR is on tour all spring long. RIP Corey Smoot (Flattus Maximus)

 

MAA: Slavery has been been banned everywhere in the galaxy, but The Outer Rim Territories. How do you still get away with it?

ODERUS: Everything that we want we get because we are fucking GWAR. We call it the “G” card or sometimes you can call it the “G word”. When you drop that G-word people are like ‘Sorry Mr. Urungus, we didn’t know. Ok, ok yeah yeah yeah.’ It’s the threat of death that the word GWAR implies. You’re gonna do what we we say or you are gonna die. It’s not gonna be a normal death; its gonna be a horrible death. To die in public at a GWAR show? It’s gonna be horrible. But it does look like a fun way to die, to die at a GWAR show. But yeah the G-word gets us everything that we want.

 

MAA: Why have GWAR been such outspoken commentators of the failed political systems of our planet?

ODERUS: We’ve been commenting on the political system on Earth and it has been so fucking stupid for so long. I would remind the human race again is that in outer space the only reason we have politicians and lawyers is so we can crucify them on the planet of the crucified politicians and lawyers! That is the only fucking reason to have them. And I come to Earth these assholes are running your lives? Fuck! So I have dedicated my lives to overthrowing this power structure, but I guess my crack addiction holds me back a little bit. This tour I decided to ignore them and only kill fat celebrities like Snooki. I think this Occupy Wall Street thing is gonna sort things out for the human race once and for all. I think it’s time this Arab spring sets fire to something in The United States. It’s just a shame that an ally like Muammar Gadaffi had to be sacrificed. He has been a true friend to the United States for years behind the scenes.

 

Just the looks on the faces of the children makes it all worth it!

 

MAA: Any chance Bishop will rejoin someday as Beefcake the Mighty?

ODERUS: The original Beefcake was there at the last GWAR BBQ. Yes, we have these hulking armored war suits and sometimes a different life force inhabits that armor. Occasionally these godlike beasts are taken on quests of a greater magnatine. Mangnatine! Did you just hear me try to make a new word there? Magnatine! Yes! It’s like magnitude and magnets together. And it means nothing. So I gave up on it. So, mainly we have suffused a new life force into the Beefcake war-suit. Yes it’s true! During the GWAR BBQ we had both of them at once. The old and the new Beefcake. It really doesn’t make any sense to me. No matter who is in the suit, we have a badass bass player.

Bloody Pit of Horror came out in 2010. GWAR will put out new music when they damn well feel like it!

 

MAA: How much in Earth dollars does the Whirling Human Death Machine take to keep the blades cruddy and ready to kill?

ODERUS: We try to grease everything in human blood and we run bout 1000 people per night. And I guess it’s about eight gallons per body. So to keep the machine in tip top filthy form it takes about 8000 gallons of blood is the minimum amount required a night and million earth dollars each show. Which means basically if you look at it, you get AIDS. We try to poop on the blades whenever possible.

 

MAA: Any chance there will every be another GWAR woman like Slymenstra Hymen?

ODERUS: I don’t know. There are so many hot little sluts out there. That is why we are gonna feed them to the World Maggot. See what little fucking whores are out there to possibly suck our dicks. But really no woman is gonna replace a GWAR woman. I’m happy GWAR is an all male outfit now. I’m glad GWAR doesn’t have any women in it to kick my ass and smash me in the face with a mace every time I say something that is not PC. This is a man’s world and GWAR is proving that every night! I know that if Slymentstra was here she would kick my fucking ass, but she’s not. So I will talk shit!

 

MAA: As much as you say you want to enslave, rape and destroy the Earth, you keep coming back. Why?

ODERUS: Yeah, it’s the crack. It’s as easy as that. When we got the Scumship on Lust In Space and escaped the planet we were so bummed. Because outer space had become so boring. There was no sluts, no air hockey tables, because we really like that and the crack in space was bullshit. Nothing compares to some of my dudes in Newark, NJ. They fucking cook some amazing shit! So it was the drugs, and the metal and the groupies and the sluts. And I kind of created the human race by fucking apes, so you are kind of like my retarded child. I mean you suck. I fucking hate you. I mean you are the best thing out there and that doesn’t make sense. We dig it! It’s better to rule in Hell than not rule in the other place. I think I got that right?

 

MAA: Will there be more special events like the Crack-A-Thon or the GWAR B-B-Q?

ODERUS: We want to keep doing this GWAR TV thing. Basically the internet is a platform where we can have our own fucking television station. It will be free until we can figure out a way to get money for it. We can totally control the programming. We actually had that for a long time, but it turned out that our webmaster was a complete worthless piece of shit and fucked it up. But we’re gonna get that rolling again. Basically a lot of people say ever since the internet, with everyone downloading everything- it has fucked up the whole music industry. That is true. But it has also given you a lot of opportunities you never would have had. I never would have believed you that eBay and PayPal, and U-Stream would be something a demon from way past Uranus could be on and make a profit from. And with those profits, I buy crack. We’ve become web savvy. We’ve only taken 27 years. It’s not a complete coincidence that you got the internet when GWAR woke up. It’s obviously a gift we gave ourselves so we could exploit ourselves with kiddie pornography. We’ve had sex with animals on camera and made money off of it. Well, not exclusively of each other. We’re working in that direction. We are getting some new shit done and then I realize I am a completely worthless, alcoholic crackhead. I’m lucky to light the pipe much less try deposit any money in a bank account.

 

It's hard work kicking this much ass.

 

MAA: Where is the GWAR suggestion box for the next on stage kill?

ODERUS: That is basically the Internet. People are bugging us all the time to ask us who they want us to kill. The winner this year (2011) hands down was Justin Bieber. Is that an indication of how pathetic the human condition has become? I could kill anybody on the face of the fucking planet and you want me to kill him? Fuck! We could have killed Rosie O’Donnell. Actually I would like to see Rosie set up with her face like an archery target because they are basically the same shape, right? You could drop three hundred things into her face and not hit one on the ass.

 

MAA: What is your favorite GWAR song to play live?

ODERUS: Usually “Sick of You” because it is such a great hit. It’s also because it has that section in the middle where I make up different lyrics. Plus, it’s usually the last song of the night so I know I am only about five minutes away from getting my dick sucked.

 

MAA: If you had a one unified message for the people of Earth what would you say?

ODERUS: It’s obvious: eat your own fecal matter. For years you guys have set up this entire planet and for years you have been flushing away what is the best source of protein on the planet. We’ve been feeding that shit to the world maggot for years and now we have grown an entirely new World Maggot, World Maggot part two just from eating human feces. There are planets out there that base their whole world economies on their shit. Eat your own poo and you will double in size overnight!

MAA: I’ll keep that advice about the poo thing in mind and thanks for the interview!

ODERUS: (manically) Bwahahahahahahahahaha!


(Special thanks to Mr. Urungus for not killing me, GWAR in general for being Gods, Metal Blade Records and Freeman Promotions. )

Interview by Keith (Keefy) Chachkes.

 

 

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ALBUM REVIEW: GOD FORBID

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Equilibrium (Victory Records)

 

GOD FORBID has to be one of the most enigmatic bands of the entire modern metal scene. They came up in the late 1990s at the same time as many of their peers, many who went on to bigger careers. While they have had some modest success, they haven’t had to compromise musically to gain a wider audience. Every album they have made has been at least above average to exceptional, including the criminally overlooked Earthsblood (2009). Armed to the teeth with a new label in Victory, new (on record) guitarist in Matt Wicklund (ex-HIMSA) and a hot new album in Equilibrium;the band is aiming to win over the respect of new fans while letting their loyalists know they haven’t fallen off the map.

 

The album’s opening salvo is a direct hit with “Don’t Tell Me What To Dream”. It’s a crushing jam full of mean grooves. Lead vocalist Byron Davis sounds positively ferocious on this track which sets the tone for the entire album. Second track “My Rebirth” could almost be auto-biographical in context. The song reinforces Doc Coyle’s ability to write catchy, yet super-heavy songs. The track is propelled by the beats of Cory Pierce, who along with Coyle are the cornerstones of the band. The chorus features some fine singing and also keeps the band’s trademark melodic solos in play too. A somber break down is a familiar part sonically, but the following groove just slams. This is followed by “A Few Good Men” which is one of the most brutal cuts on the album. Sick riffs and crazy blast-beats kick the track off before a thrash beat comes in. This song has concert sing-a-long written all over it and I hope it gets included in their live set this spring. There was some talk that the band would lose something crucial when Doc’s brother Dallas quit the band several years ago, but to my ears the song writing is just as sharp as ever. A surprising mid-song shift to a thunderous dirge is one of the cooler breakdowns in a song this year. “Scrapping the Walls” is another cut with some cool left turns in it. It starts off with a hypnotic beat and some gently strummed guitar, but later finds more heavy parts with neat melodic themes over them. The lead playing on this track is truly magical and they even used the old trick of chromatic riffs under a solo part like MEGADETH used to do. The band has never hid their influences be it American thrash metal, metalcore, death metal or hardcore. These first few songs touch all those styles. “Conquer” comes right back to fierce levels from the harmonious theme of the previous track, with a head-nodding verse and ear-candy guitar work from both Coyle and Wicklund. This is another cut tailor-made for the tough guys in the mosh pit to duke it out to. Davis lets loose some more hellacious high screams and deathly bellows and has easily turned in his best performance of his career. The title track could be a break out hit of sorts. Even with its sung and not screamed refrain, it is still pretty killer. Keeping the pace between more upbeat tracks and speedy face rippers, “Overcome” is yet another strong contender for best song on this record. I like the use of guitars in the chorus in an old-school melo-death nod with the verses that make you wanna bang your head. There is even a few cool keyboard parts heard here too. “Cornered” begins with some interesting piano parts too, before the guitars and drums unleash sonic hell on your ears. Another thing I like about this track and the entire album is the obvious time put in to write many quality songs. Every part here in has a purpose and there are no stray solos or breakdowns that don’t push each song forward to its full potential. Other top tracks include the raging “Move On”, the wall of guitars in “Pages” or the single “Where We Come From” which has the coolest music video I have seen by a metal band in long, long time.

GOD FORBID in 2012. Facing forward and crushing all.

GRADE: A

by Keith (Keefy) Chachkes

 

 

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ALBUM REVIEW: BORKNAGAR’S “URD”

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

Urd (Century Media Records)

Black metal blended with power metal is the best way to describe Borknagar’s latest album Urd. In a nutshell, it has the distorted guitars and the type of drum tone that is typical with black metal, mixed with epic singing and musical compositions that is synonymous with power metal. But the singing isn’t all power metal, it switches to a echoing growl to really mix it up.

It’s like as though the singing brings the light within the songs, and the growls bring the darkness. Case in such, “Epochalypse.” For the most part, the music (mainly the drums) is constant, with only slight differences that transcends into the two singing styles, with the guitars on a tremolo picking binge. Some slight synths help build up the epic singing whenever it’s shown as well. It’s probably the best track of the album and is a great way to show exactly what these guys have to offer.

Starting off with a dismal mood setting guitar lick, “Roots” soon moves into minimal guitar, drums and piano driven music that then switches into rapid drumming. With certain musical hits that gives away the transition between the two singing styles before it, making this track pretty predictable. But predictable is good in their case, as one couldn’t see this type of music making anything too spastic. It would take away from the magic they make here. A high note guitar solo accompanies this song about three minutes forty five seconds into the track as well, which gives away into a beautiful guitar string strumming little ditty, which shows the vocals and drums working as one.

The song “The Earthling” moves at a doom metal pace with black metal guitar tone, along with droning singing that gives off an ambient setting. There’s lots of experimentation that you can tell the band was playing with in the studio, mainly in the random guitar notes and chords that seem thrown together, yet compliment each other perfectly.

This album isn’t for everyone, but it’s a great and wholly unique album nonetheless. The music is well written and very tightly composed. The random arrangement of other instruments, such as the violins in “The Plains Of Memories” and the piano in “Roots” without it all crossing over is unique in nature. If you’re an open minded individual, give this album a shot and see what you think.

Grade: B

By: Ridge “Deadite” Briel

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REMEMBERING RANDY RHOADS

Monday, March 19th, 2012

Randy Rhoads would have been 55 years old today.

Randy Rhoads whose knack for melodic song writing and stunning neo-classical lead guitar style revolutionized metal in 1980′s died tragically thirty years ago today. Rhoads (December 6, 1956 – March 19, 1982) died in a plane crash while on tour with OZZY OSBOURNE, but he has left an indelible mark on generations of musicians to follow.

 

Rhoads who had been an early member of QUIET RIOT shot to fame when he auditioned for the guitar spot in OZZY OSBOURNE’s band THE BILZZARD OF OZZ. The combination of the soft spoken, but immensely talented Rhoads and Ozzy who felt he had to prove himself to the world after his dismissal from BLACK SABBATH was potent and changed the face of music. Rhoads is always remembered as a terrific lead guitarist and was often compared to the best players of his day like EDDIE VAN HALEN. However, equally important as Randy’s impact as a soloist was his legacy as a songwriter, his use of classical modes and his widespread use of major scales in rock and metal that had predominantly been full of brooding minor keys and old-style pentatonic blues riffs up until that point. He also helped innovate an popularize several styles and looks of guitars with his polka-dot Jackson Flying V’s. Although he is best remembered for songs like OZZY hits “Crazy Train”, “Mr. Crowley” “Suicide Solution”, “Over The Mountain” and “Flying High Again” most of his output, however brief is excellent and worthy of repeat listens.

Turn this record up loud for full enjoyment!

 

Popular guitar players who have been influenced by Rhoads such as the late DIMEBAG DARRELL, ZAKK WYLDE, Phil Demmel of MACHINE HEAD and a host of metal lead players from the 80′s and 90′s used to and still do sing his praises. Although his music is among some of the most popular in the genre, you can still hear examples of his reach in many modern bands like ARCH ENEMY, REVOCATION, ANIMALS AS LEADERS, MASTODON, OPETH, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, JOB FOR A COWBOY, THE AGONIST, CHILDREN OF BODOM, WARBRINGER, ICED EARTH, DECAPITATED, ALL SHALL PERISH and THE FACELESS among many, many others.

 

By Keith (Keefy) Chachkes

 

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HANK 3 – THE METAL ARMY INTERVIEW

Friday, March 16th, 2012

Metal Army America was lucky enough to catch up with music legend HANK 3 last fall  to chat about many topics. Hank discussed his three recent simultaneous releases (Ghost To A Ghost/Guttertown, A.D.D. and 3 Bar Ranch- Cattle Callin; all on Hank 3 Records), touring life, his many influences and inspirations and living with a huge musical legacy that is his famous family.

 

The best of the three of Hank 3's 2011 releases is a double country album. Man he looks like his grand dad here!

MAA:  Please tell us about what inspired you to put out these three albums all at once?

HANK 3: A) It’s just me trying to do something a little different. I’ve always tried to go against the grain in my ways of thinking. My main thinking was trying to do something that has never been done in the music business before. Also, I’ve never been able to sell a CD at my own show because I used to refuse to sell Curb records products. I also wanted fans to have the choice to by either the country record, or the doom record or the weird cattle calling/speed metal record. There has also people who have written things about me that say I can be country or Hellbilly or punk rock, but no one has ever really had a chance to hear how diverse I can be. That is really the best way to sum it up.

 

MAA: Catlin Calling in particular is really unique. How did that album come about and how did you connect with all the callers?

HANK 3: The inspiration really came from my fascination with the speed of the chants, really. I thought it would be a different kind of twist with the heavy metal music behind it and using the auctioneers. I basically would find guys on YouTube and track em down. And I would kind of explain that ‘you’re not going to like the music, but in the end you gotta know that I am not making fun of your industry. I’ve been raised around farms and cattle all my life, I’ve branded cattle, I’ve milked cattle and my grandfather used to bring me to auctioning barns so I know about what yall do.’ It was hard. About 50% of the guys I wanted turned me down and backed out. So that was a pretty heavy blow not being able to use a lot of the really, really fast guys. Then again thanks to guys like Tim Dailor and Joe Goggins and Dan Clark they didn’t even hesitate. They would say ‘Man! I like your vision, it’s something new and different and maybe shed some light on what we do and inspire some younger people.’  Personally it’s been the most intense for me and the most fun. By day we would record the country in the day time and then work our way up to letting it loose by the end of the night.

 

"Cattle Callin" is a ground breaking mix of speed metal with Cattle Auctioneers.

 

MAA: I think I heard a bit of Layne Staley vocal influence on “Mad Cow”.

HANK 3: There is definitely a lot of Layne Staley inspiration on the doom record and the cattle calling record. And of course Mike Patton too! STRAPPING YOUNG LAD and all those bands, you can hear the all inspirations on some of my vocal performances. After I’m on the road for about a week my voice could never hold up on the road on some of those high notes. When we are on the road I’m not necessarily singing as much. Most people are pretty tired since it’s been like a three hour and twenty minute performance that we’ve been doing. We start with the country set, then the Hellbilly, then the punk and doom and finally the cattle calling.

 

A.D.D. helps Hank 3 get out his doom jones.

 

MAA: A.D.D. is pretty amazing. Did you set out to make a strictly sludge and doom album?

HANK 3: I’ve been playing a little more of the upbeat, hardcore stuff for a long time with ASSJACK. I had yet to get the feel of the music for a long time, to push more air. So it was just a different sound and style I’ve been wanting to get into for a long time. It goes back to trying to freak people out with the fast, slow and then fast again by the end of the night (Editor’s note: at his live shows). As far as history’s sake I have reunited all of SLEEP’s Jerusalem era gear. I got Matt Pike’s green cabinets and Al Cisneros’s bass cabinets are what I’m playing through.

MAA: Holy Shit!

HANK 3: When we start the A.D.D. show we always start with a SLEEP song. That style of music has always been important to me and a lot of fun for me and my drummer to sit down and jam out to it.

MAA: Was that cover “Dopesmoker”?

HANK 3: It’s “Dopesmoker/Jerusalem”!

MAA: Cool!

 

Hank3 is putting on a free show in New York City on 3/17 at the Gramercy Theater. Details below.

 

MAA: Ghost To A Ghost/Gutter Town are amazing old school sounding country. Why is important to you to keep this part of the music alive?

HANK 3: I think a lot of people need it for our shows out there and in general. The family name is connected to a lot of folks out there. Yes, I talk about partying and living hard and all that. The flip side of it to that is I am helping people just get by, live through the day and keep on keeping on through the music. I think we are crossing some boundaries out there. I think if I was just a heavy metal band it our audience would be as diverse and as unique. If I was country singer, our audience wouldn’t be as cool as what it is. While I have the energy to put it out there, that’s what just makes me different. It’s just me trying to carve my own niche. At the beginning of the night there will be a 1000 people. Towards the end of the show there maybe will be just 200 left standing. (laughs) That’s the way it’s always been. A lot of my fans just feel really connected to the country thing I do. I try to respect the lineage. But also, on the new record there is maybe four or five real country songs and then there are some songs like “I Don’t Want To Go Home” that are not really country at all. I’m getting people used to seeing me have my creative freedom out there. It’s a new beginning for me. That is why there is a little bit of a change on the Ghost To A Ghost/Guttertown records.

 

MAA: Do you think you have converted more metal fans to country or vice versa?

HANK 3: I hear a little bit of both. I hear a lot of the metal fans say hey I don’t like country, but I like the energy you are putting out. And then I’ll meet some country fans who will say ‘all this pop country stuff is just making me crazy, but when I see you or hear your music is helps me out.” And there is a lot of heavy metal kids, thanks to working with guys like PHILIP ANSELMO there are some people in the metal world who have helped me cross over. Some of them get it and some of it don’t. It is a little bit of both worlds. Both the metal world and the average guy who I’ve heard say ‘man you’ve converted me to this style of music.’

 

MAA: Where is Guttertown and what does it represent to you?

HANK 3: If it was out there it would be way down in Louisiana. There has always been a strong connection with the Williams family. My grandad had a huge connection to that area with songs like “Jambalaya” and other songs. My dad was born in Baton Rouge. I myself got to go there a lot as a kid. Whenever I have been in a dark place or feeling very uncomfortable I can put on that old Cajun stuff and it helps me out quite a bit. It would be way back in the Bayou. The only way to get there would be by water. It would be way off the grid and back woods, like an old Wild West Bayou town. Back in the 1800s kind of feel. Just a lot of foot stomping and be in touch with it. Don’t worry about playing the right notes, just feel the song.

 

 

Hank is no stranger to massive, 3 plus hour concerts. Photo by Jeff Mackie.

 

MAA: You’ve got some great guest appearances on Ghost To A Ghost. How did those come together?

HANK 3: Starting out it was both with heroes and friends. Like Alan King from HELLSTOMPER. He used to sing a song that went ‘You can steal my girl and drive my truck, but don’t you sing my songs!’ And I called him up and I said ‘hey I got a song that kind of sounds like HELLSTOMPER and I can’t do it with out you. Do you want to co-write on it and would you sing on it?’ and he said “You damn right!” Then Dave Sherman from EARTHRIDE and T-ROY from SOURVEIN were in town on tour and I got them over to the house to do on vocal tracks to “Ghost To A Ghost”. And then TOM WAITS came in an finished it off. We’ve know each other over the years and finally got some face time. He was more comfortable on the push box/accordion type vocals so we did that. And LES CLAYPOOL, I’ve been a fan of his forever. You can’t say he’s been this style or that style. He’s been a big inspiration to me as far as being diverse and being myself. He was in Nashville and I bought him a country and western shirt gave him a box of old records and said ‘I got this song on my new album, would you sing on it and he said yes’. It was as simple as that and I’m really proud of it.

 

MAA: What is your favorite Hank Sr. song?

HANK 3: That is always a really hard question for me to answer. It’s a question I’ve been stumped on that one before. There are so many songs that are so deep it’s really hard for me to say one song for sure. There are so many songs that are so diverse, I’ve never been able to answer that one.

 

MAA: Do you think it is hard to come from a family with this big a musical legacy?

HANK 3: That is what has made myself different and my fans are lot more unique. They respect the fact that I am out there trying to put on the longest show for the cheapest ticket price. I started out in 1994 with a crew and van for $7 a ticket and nowadays it’s between $18 and never more than $25. I am trying to keep the working man in mind where they can come out, buy a beer, buy their girl a t-shirt and go home with $20 in their pocket. I have been a firm believer in giving it away for free as much as possible. Bootleg the shows, videotape the show whatever. Another thing is sticking around after the show shaking hands and signing autographs .That’s the old country way “do you show and say hello”. And it’s not all great man you rock! There are some negative and some positive responses. I have had some of my heroes in the rock world and the country world kind of snub me and be dicks. And I never want to be like that to my fans. I want to be there for them and carve my own way. Most people do their show and take off and there is nothing wrong with that. Money can’t buy feeling connected to your fans and being there for them. I just live day by day and hope for the best in the end. I have never seen a dollar from the HANK WILLIAMS estate money. That’s what it is. I hope karma comes back to take care of me later for putting out there all these years.

MAA: I think they will Hank! Thanks for your time!

HANK 3: Thank you! In the meantime fans can go straight to www.HANK3.com to buy records straight from either me or my mom. I’ll see ya next time on the east coast run!

 

(Special thanks to Hank 3 for his time and generosity. He is playing a free show in New York on 3/17. Details can be found here.)

by Keith (Keefy) Chachkes

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ALBUM REVIEW: SOEN

Friday, March 16th, 2012

Cognitive (Spinefarm)

 

There is a familiar cliche that says imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. What then I ask is it when inspiration takes a hold of you so deeply that you create a tribute to your influences? This is the strange case of the quasi-super group (yep, another one in 2012) of SOEN. Masterminded by former OPETH drummer Martin Lopez, the group arrives with the much hyped Cognitive (Spinefarm). Having played on what is regarded as the best of the early and middle-era OPETH albums as well as the very first AMON AMARTH album, fans have long waited for the re-emergence of Lopez. Hopes have been high that perhaps he would pursue a heavier tract than his most recent work in his former band, as SOEN geared to launch last fall.

Right from the jump the trippy backwards-looped track of “Fractal”, a Gregorian Chant-style vocal creates a haunting warm-up of what is to come. “Fraccions” kicks in with its infectious, angular guitars and off-kilter drumming and you are caught in the swoon of the melody. It becomes apparent that the by far the primary influence on SOEN is TOOL. Anyone who has followed my scribblings on this site knows what huge fan of that band I happen to be. Most bands err too close to the actual sound of the artist they admire, and hinting at that comparison tends to bore me right out of the gate. However, with SOEN there is an originality to the writing and performance even if the band that inspired this music is definitely apparent in every song. Vocalist Joel Ekelöf (WILLOWTREE) definitely has a MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN vibe to his delivery, but reveals other influences too. There are certain moments in this first song and really the entire album where you hear traces of artists as disparate at the Gothic undertones of IAN CURTIS, the disappointment of DAVE GAHAN (DEPECHE MODE) and the anguish of TRENT REZNOR. The songs are definitely more a long the lines of prog metal than modern rock. The track definitely builds to a rhythmic climax towards its end, giving way to an A Capella chant vocal by Ekelöf which sounds great in comparison to the rage. “Delenda” has more of an OPETH/PORCUPINE TREE musical bent with some added weight in the guitars by Kim Platbarzdis. Also, the winding, ostinato bass lines of Steve DiGiorgio (DEATH/SADUS/TESTAMENT) are astounding and he is the perfect match for some of the more obtuse sounds on the albums. It’s a fair bet to say most people haven’t heard Steve play like this before and will be even more impressed with him here than ever. The band plays fast and loose with dynamic shifts as well, which of course only adds to the aura and mystery in these songs. “Last Light” is about as mellow as it gets on this album and could be considered a “single” if they were going to have one. Laconic waves of plucked guitar and doleful vocals will fill your ears up. The best track on the album might be “Oscillation” which starts off with a brutal main riff before breaking into tribal beats and contrasting single note guitar lines. Lopez shows his entire arsenal of ability playing a standard kit and other percussion instruments to a flawless degree. Platbarzdis and DiGiorgio bring back the machine gun tight precision later on, building up to a huge ending, before the jazzy coda winds it down. Another heavy track is “Canvas”. Meditative yet, raw it is one of the standouts of the album. Lopez and DiGiorgio often go from supporting rhythm section to lead instruments and back again in the same song. “Ideate” is more of an interlude than a realized track by itself. It serves up a good palate warmer leading into “Purpose” which is another rager. Ekelöf pours all of his passion and dismay in his vocal lines. “Slithering” is another excellent tune, with its whisper to a scream temperament. The last two minutes of the track are as deep musically as any nearly band has put out in 2012. “Savia” is a glorious and transcendent final epic, complete with that old familiar nautical feeling that gives off a peaceful vibe. I believe that over time SOEN will prove to be more than the sum of their famous partners or influences. For now they will settle for a great album of music, even if it is not the most original stuff you’ve ever heard.

 

GRADE: B+

by Keith (Keefy) Chachkes

 

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